Going to the Linux install party to get laid

@nightjar Laid like a cat-6 cable.

@amaral @nightjar laid like a catgirl's ”cable” in a linux install party

@Stoori @nightjar getting crimped like a cat-6 cable at a linux install party.

@nightjar oh, I don't know that distro. Is it something new? Laid Linux?

Hey babe can I see your flash drive

You can keep your Fedora on

Is that Mint I smell on you?

I'm gonna make your pussy Pop!_OS

Come on, don't GhostBSD me

@nightjar sorry babe games-misc/sex-1.0-r3 is still raccompiling

Nice tuxedo, that would look great on my bedroom laptop

@lizzy @charlotte what do you mean? sex 2.0 is already out on rolling release distros

@lizzy @charlotte @nightjar
several users still have issues accessing sex 1.0, especially on the GNU/Linux platform, sex 2.0 will release once these issues have been resolved

@nightjar @lizzy can highly recommend sex 2.0 my friend (who made my pfp) is the maintainer

@lizzy @charlotte @nightjar
correlation is causation
I refuse to believe otherwise

@nightjar THAT IS THE INTERNET WE WERE PROMISED IN THE 90S!

@nightjar i have my red hat on, you have your fedora on, we're stylish enough to shag

@nightjar i really fancied her but turns out she's a desbian

@nightjar i like it when you arch, linux

@cadadr that's Mx. Linux to you!

@nightjar Mx. Linux? yum!

@nightjar what do you think was this an apt joke

@cadadr

@turtle @owl hey babe I wanna climb you like kili manjaro

@owl @turtle knoppix not dick pix

@owl @turtle you can driva man crazy

@owl @nightjar @turtle yeah i'd like to bunt u too

@nightjar @turtle @owl kali manjaro was right there 😔

@gremlins @turtle @owl