am i housebroken?

have you ever seen a housebroken raccoon?

@charlotte do not break houses!!! *chases you again*

@CAETFOOD i don’t break houses i pee and poo in them

@charlotte which breaks them! *waves broom*

@CAETFOOD it doesn’t break them!!!

@charlotte
Yes.

Charlotte, plenty of raccoons have learned to use a toilet.

Still, I raccognize your coonorner-shitting lifestyle: you are valid.

@charlotte poops in your house