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kink (feral) joke
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it's called feral because when i see it i go arf arf grrrrr bark bark *whine*

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kink (piss) joke
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i just won the 2026 world championships in watersports

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kink (feral) joke
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acab includes the harkness test

i didn't study for my harkness test and now i have to retake it fuuuuck.

(more seriously it's really funny that a silly joke is genuinely rules-load-bearing in some places as "what counts as good or bad". cmonnn)

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re: kink (feral) joke
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@5225225 it’s a decently good enough premise for a fictional ethics code in some piece of fiction

but it’s also perfectly fine to just FFA it in fiction

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kink (cnc) joke
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hitting the g-code of the CNC machine until it emergency stops

(explicitly consentual fiction is really cute tbh(not that i give a shit about noncon depicted in fiction, of course, i play violent video games) hell yes give a check-in mid way through that you're all okay. https://archiveofourown.org/works/34710274 is a fun fic for that reason. hell yeah aftercare)

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kink (feral) joke/discussion
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@charlotte going to the dvla to get my harkness certificate renewed so i can get fucked

illegal fucking of unlicensed ferals

actually that'd be a really funny premise i hope someone's written that

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re: kink (feral) joke/discussion
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@5225225 unlicensed harkness operator

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kink (feral) joke
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they're calling me "banned from patreon" for "having that dog in me"

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re: kink (feral) joke/discussion
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@5225225 feral that got an amateur radio operator license but no harkness certificate

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re: kink (feral) joke/discussion
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@5225225 asexual person that intentionally fails the harness test

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re: kink (feral) joke/discussion
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@charlotte "yeah idk i've never really felt a need to, you know? it's why didn't bother going for a drivers license"

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re: kink (feral) joke/discussion
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@5225225 oh that is just not taking the exam, not intentionally failing it

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