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homeopathic doses of asbestos

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@ysegrim @schratze suing them for false advertisement because it cannot possibly have the correct amount of asbestos in it

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@ysegrim @schratze best case thereā€™s 100% less asbestos in it than advertised, worst case there is, like, 10^100x as much asbestos in it than advertised, both are clearly unacceptable

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@balrogboogie @souvlaki becoming immune to asbestos for up to 40 years

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@schratze homoerotic dose of asbestos
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@schratze it will make you immune to fire resistance, you'll just spontaneously combust all the time

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@schratze I always make sure to inhale a little bit of asbestos daily to build up my lung strength

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@schratze haha der Zeit voraus, habe jetzt ein Lied gefunden mit der Zeile ā€œmicrodosing asbestosā€

https://youtu.be/etJuUesalUo

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