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Are you into piss?
Please boost, I need a representative sample

21% Yes
47% No
24% Maybe a little bit
6% I'm twelve and what is this
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@nightjar be aware that jortsters are federally required to respond to this poll in the affirmative regardless of their actual IRL feelings on the topic

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Sex reference
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@nightjar not into piss, but big fan of squirting. I love seeing my partner having a good time, and her squirting is a wonderful confirmation that she's thoroughly enjoying herself

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@TeflonTrout is there scientific consensus on this by now

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@nightjar Yeah I bet you'd like a sample.

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@nightjar ok so, I'm never gonna bring it up, but i could top if they were really into it and I'd probably enjoy it if they did.

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@horsedreamer I could see myself doing this to someone in a bathtub if they really begged me. Then I would call them pathetic and make them take a shower

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@nightjar
Will you make a poop poll too?
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@charlotte feel free. Not gonna steal your thunder

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@charlotte I don't see people posting about it anywhere near as much

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Are you into shit?
Please boost, I need a representative sample
5% Yes
74% No
17% a little bit
2% I am 14 and what is this?
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@nightjar
Yeah that is fair and unfortunate
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@charlotte life as a vanilla bird on the fediverse is strange

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@nightjar
Vanilla is also brown

All paths lead to poop
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@jonossaseuraava
It's not meant to be funny just a normal fediverse kink poll neoraccoon_angel
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@charlotte
No no, I mean being into shit isn't funny to me.

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@charlotte
I don't know. Some things are just inherently funny and being into poop isn't one fo them for me :D

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@nightjar
@jonossaseuraava idk if that exists in Finland but I heard of a prank where people would put dog poop in a paper bag, set it on fire, and then rung the doorbell and ran away
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@charlotte @jonossaseuraava smh not even pooping in the bag personally

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@nightjar
@jonossaseuraava don't light it on fire and leave it by my door
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@nightjar Oh wow I really had a wrong image of fedi.

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@nightjar voted yes because I do be pissing right now

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@nightjar No not really. I do like this one meme image though:

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So 46% of fedi is into piss, at least a little bit

Honestly this is pretty close to what I had expected

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@nightjar knee-deep in the piss (just a little bit)

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@lilianalytic that's because many people who aren't into it still shitpost about it

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@nightjar Ah ok, maybe the autism was too strong in me blobCat_giggle

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@lilianalytic somewhere between 46% and 90% of fedi are autistic

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