You need to be good at high school literary analysis for this IT position

the school grade: 4
the recruiter: this mf barely speaks german
me: too autistic to write literary analysis in the exact form that my high school teacher expects me to

@charlotte why the fuck do they care they need someone who speaks computer not Dumb Monkey

@eri the ability to interpret kafka is mandatory to be able to deal with computers i guess

@charlotte oh but his stories are great

@eri maybe kafka was predicting modern recruiting hell

@charlotte @eri you need to turn into bug to understand the bug to debug

@Jonly @eri turning into a bug is a metaphor for being jobless

recruiters do not want you because you don’t have a job. obviously that is your fault
the government thinks of you as vermin and tries cutting support programs
and that also means you are a drain on the rest of your household because you can’t meaningfully contribute financially

@charlotte let’s turn into ungeheuer Ungeziefer together and never work again

@charlotte @Jonly no it’s about being a badass evil monster. I’m evil and epic and everyone else just can’t handle my swag. (just let me have this i need to cope with being disabled)