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Charlotte 🦝 therian

Drunk biking is banned here but unless you have a car the punishment is just a small fine
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@charlotte same here, kinda, in that it's classed as a vehicle and that means it falls under the same drunk driving laws as cars - but no one is gonna enforce them unless you're involved in an accident, at most you'll be picked up and thrown in the drunk tank to sober up

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@ChlorideCull yeah but here you are actually stopped sometimes and can get your driving license confiscated for it
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@charlotte Washington's laws are unusually enlightened in that it is not a crime of any kind at all here :)

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@charlotte @ChlorideCull If you get caught operating under the influence they should take one of your wheels away, and if you get caught drunk unicycling then you're really screwed

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@crumbcake @charlotte if you get caught unicycling drunk they should honestly give you a helmet and some elbow pads and let you go, that's just impressive

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