I recently saw a video where two people were having butt sex in the forest

There were little insects flying around everywhere and the top had to wave his hand around to shush them away

Anyway that didn't really work and one of the insects landed on the dick just as it was going into the hole and it got squished in there

I don't have any particular reason for sharing this other than it was really disgusting in that way that doesn't really leave your head for weeks on end after you've seen it

I love and respect you all but I also want to share my suffering

@nightjar nightjar i fucking hate you i swear to god you just HAD to share this shit you fucking pissgremlin

@nightjar i SQUIRMED so hard

@mynameistillian imagine how I felt actually seeing that

@nightjar I DON'T WANT TO IMAGINE *ANYTHING* TODAY. THANK YOU

@nightjar where's my fucking class A amnesiac

@mynameistillian I'm here to make fedi worse for everyone

@mynameistillian @nightjar fucking pissgremlin when the pissing fuckgremlin shows up:

@nightjar ummm 👀 link?

@mi are you seriously asking

@nightjar anal_vore macro micro unwilling unaware death

@PsyChuan maybe it felt incredible for that little insect

@nightjar I should not have clicked that spoiler.

@nightjar sex can be deadly

@charlotte one can get caught in the crossfire, so to speak

@nightjar @mynameistillian I thought you posted this as a reply to yourself and thought “wait where did the schrecklicher Vogelkreatur come into this thread?”

Your joke truly is the gift that keeps on giving. Especially with people forgetting to change back lmao

@Byte @mynameistillian it should be changed back by now!!!

@nightjar @mi I mean I know people who would have loved to take that bug’s place tbf

@Byte @mi upside of being the bug: you don't have a bug on your genitals or in your butt hole

downside of being the bug: you die

@Byte @mi what a way to go though

@nightjar not sure how to feel that you felt the need to ask lmao

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@mi ah I missed that sorry

@turtle you boosted it

None of you is free of sin

@turtle poor innocent insect

@turtle could a ***** **** you into this *** https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2dV3Dc5H1Mg

@nightjar EW

@nightjar i wish i was that bug

@nightjar i remember this girl kept getting utis because she was having raw sex in a swamp and i just kept thinking about how gross mud and shit getting up there would feel.

@puppygirlhornypost2 fucking hell that's nasty

reminds me of that one ancient internet copypasta

@nightjar @puppygirlhornypost2 honestly that probably feels pretty good actually

@nightjar which one? i think the worst one is blowfly girl

@puppygirlhornypost2 yeah that's what I meant

@luana @puppygirlhornypost2

@nightjar why, oh why did you give me the mental image of that 😭

@nightjar I'm enjoying the sharp delineation between those of your followers who are "ew, no" and those who are "wish that was me 🥹" (mostly in reference to the insect)

@nightjar fucken hippies

@nightjar when the reactionaries call it "buggery" but this time they're not wrong.