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Just stumbled over a profile of someone whose main photo featured an electric guitar with uncut strings shooting thirty or so centimeters in all directions from the headstock and I've never swiped left so hard in my life

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Außerdem stand in der Bio "ich vereise sehr gerne" 🥶 ❄️

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@schratze ich würde auch gerne vereisen aber dafür bin ich zu heiß

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@schratze if you dont cut your strings i dont want to know how your toe nails look

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@mig let's hope they're under thirty centimeters

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This woman describes herself as a "hardcore carnivore queen" and she likes drinking lugol's iodine solution?? Is this the next step in the evolution of Jordan Peterson???

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@schratze I suspect there is a pun here I am not understanding

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@Byte not a deliberate pun, just a funny error

ich verreise gerne: I like to travel

ich vereise gerne: I like to freeze over

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@schratze ah. First attempt at machine translation confused those two words.

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Okay I was gonna say I could have sworn I have a German dictionary but I only have a picture dictionary for little kids. Mein Bildwörterbuch

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@Byte well imho dict.cc is more useful than any paper dictionary could ever be

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@schratze can you translate to aro

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@charlotte imagine hanging out at someone's place and there's a pile of broken glass in the middle of the hallway because they could not be bothered to clean it up. How would that make you feel?

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@schratze i just wasn’t sure if “swiping left” means “i like that” or “i do not like that”

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@charlotte oh. Strong "I do NOT like that"

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