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recovering (give time) 🦊🇰🇿 antifa

cis person: "so uh...have you had...The Surgery™?"

me, speaking from my third mouth: come on dude i said i don't wanna talk about it

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@mynameistillian

normal person: "surgery"

me, an intellectual: "the snibeti-snab"

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cis person: so um, have you had the surge—

me turning around on my eight robotic spider legs: i said I DON'T WANNA TALK

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@mynameistillian the surgery where the mind's eye is made visible and it shoots lasers

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@mynameistillian i have had The Surgery™ but the docs didn’t suture it right so now i just got weird looking knees

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