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matrix banter, silly, slightly gross perhaps
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currently, when sending a message, there is a 2% chance of you pooping your pants uncontrollably. luckily, there is MSC7896r435267892354r46789, which will make it so that the chance is only a modest 1.2%. it will require an entire rewrite of all of your clients and home servers, but don't worry about it, because it has been stuck in review since the late 1800s, though we hope it'll get merged sometime in 2035.

edit: you will also keep having to support the old pant-shitting behavior for legacy clients which might still be around
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@star hey at least reply fallback is actually dead now :) signal hasn't done that(if you reply to a message, you're basically copying its text into yours, so edits/deletions do not apply to the preview), [bait]therefore matrix is better than signal

(this is observable when you join a group and someone replies to a message that was sent before you joined, you can see the message text. minor leak)

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phone a friend about this matrix shit . shit. it's matrix + shit
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@star Hello Cinny @charlotte (my favorite matrix client). Will you support the new MSC to reduce pants-shitting or will you intentionally rely on the legacy support with increased pants-shitting?

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re: matrix banter, silly, slightly gross perhaps
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please also be mindful of float parsing. if your language does it incorrectly and accidentally makes the 1.2% chance into a 1.199999998% chance, your messages will be completely unreadable to anyone else and your home server is instantly evaporated by an orbital laser.
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re: phone a friend about this matrix shit . shit. it's matrix + shit
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@sodiboo
@star no, pants shitting is mandatory
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matrix + shit
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@charlotte @star so do you currently reject like 98% of messages then? from those that didn’t shit themselves? who am i kidding. of course you do. Unable to decrypt message.

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@sodiboo
@star i found a bug in megolm that lets me craft messages that, when decryted, make the user shit themself
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@star @charlotte no ,,; shit it.

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@charlotte @star @sodiboo good thing that I'm unable to decrypt these messages

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