who tf honking in this residential area bro

@cobra there's this jackass who passes by this house every week and honks their horn like they own the street or something

@EeveeEuphoria slash his tires

@cobra it should be legal to set up a trap that shoots out a wire from one pole to another at just the perfect length to decapitate drivers

i'm a very well adjusted individual for writing this

@EeveeEuphoria @cobra pedestrian crossings should get retractable blades automatically slashing the tires of drivers running a red

@charlotte @EeveeEuphoria idk about allat