I had a cursed dream that people were hitting me up on Grindr to ask about the security of various messaging apps that claim better security than Signal and now my day is ruined

@soatok
Hey sexy, wanna audit my messenger? 🫦

@silvermoon82 One of them was called Pestr and I can't tell if that was meant to be a tacit admissiom of being a bug-ridden mess or if it was going for a "pesto" theme

@soatok the real question being: how good's grindr in that regard anyways?

.... cryptodating

@mist I dunno. I installed it once and didn't meet anyone through it.

@soatok @silvermoon82 unintentional homestuck reference maybe

@charlotte @silvermoon82 ...fuck

@charlotte
i came here to say this
@soatok @silvermoon82

@charlotte
...so i shall add, "or intentional"
@soatok @silvermoon82

@ozzelot @charlotte @silvermoon82 Clearly it was my Dream Self

@soatok Complete bonerkill. Swipe left.

@soatok what would your wife say!?

@milas lmao I'm not a republican I don't have a wife :p

@soatok "So does Grindr have better security than Signal?"

@soatok It's like going into a brothel to find people to test your latest app UI-wise...

@ligasser In all fairness, I expect brothels to have quality control whereas Grindr is "whoever bothers signing up in your local area"