Reject SSH.

Embrace 12-hour round trips to the DC to physically run commands on your server.

@theresnotime If you want a .tv domain better figure out immigration to Tuvalu.

@theresnotime the curse of a multi-region setup

@theresnotime #Microsoft tried that for us last summer. Didn't go well.

https://msrc.microsoft.com/blog/2023/09/results-of-major-technical-investigations-for-storm-0558-key-acquisition/

@theresnotime physical access has several RCE issues that have been proven in a lab setting.

@malte better book those plane tickets >:3

@theresnotime I've tried this with 4 hours it sucks

@theresnotime one time i remotely broke ssh and then tricked the device into rebooting for an update and that fixed it