Every time I read a business-adjacent post that's like "hi I'm X and I'm transitioning into Y new role at Z company" I stop reading after the word "transitioning" and I'm like hell yeah

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Delete this.

@schratze @mpk today is one helluva fuckin day to have eyes

@schratze i’m not transitioning to a different position

i am transitioning my gender and shitting on company time

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@schratze you wanna see my cv? here it is in this here binder!

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@schratze rèsuwumé