The one thing that makes me feel like a responsible adult more than anything else is the fact that I basically have to schedule masturbation, because if I don't, I just don't get around to it

@nightjar does that make you good at being locked?

@charlotte I wouldn't know, I'm not into that type of thing

@nightjar more sex for you i guess

@charlotte that needs to be scheduled, too. And the schedules of two people need to overlap

@nightjar allos have turned sexual satisfaction into microsoft outlook

@nightjar

”next thursday at 14.00? sorry, can't make it, that's my weekly jack off moment”

@charlotte @nightjar this intercourse could have been an email