the Louvre won't see your mean jokes but your friends who have poorly guarded Napoleonic jewel collections will

@selfsame they do it better than the louvre ever could

@charlotte @selfsame at least they won't get tricked by people with hi-vis vests

@EeveeEuphoria @selfsame what a coincidence, they also collect hi-vis vests

@charlotte @selfsame do they collect possums...

@EeveeEuphoria @selfsame no but i do now steals u

@charlotte @selfsame