Welcome to our ERP software development company, new hire. On this table you can see two pills, a blue one 🔵 and a red one 🔴. Swallow one of them. The nature of your work from now on depends on your choice:
🔵 ERP: Enterprise Resource Planner
🔴 ERP: Erotic Role Play
@charlotte ☎️ “I’m calling Human Resources…”