Are you into piss?
Please boost, I need a representative sample

@nightjar be aware that jortsters are federally required to respond to this poll in the affirmative regardless of their actual IRL feelings on the topic

@nightjar he'll yeah

@nightjar Yeah I bet you'd like a sample.

@anarchiv NOOOOO

@nightjar ok so, I'm never gonna bring it up, but i could top if they were really into it and I'd probably enjoy it if they did.

@nightjar
Will you make a poop poll too?

@charlotte feel free. Not gonna steal your thunder

@nightjar
No but it's funny

@jonossaseuraava 🤝

@charlotte I don't see people posting about it anywhere near as much

Are you into shit?
Please boost, I need a representative sample

@nightjar
Yeah that is fair and unfortunate

@charlotte life as a vanilla bird on the fediverse is strange

@nightjar
Vanilla is also brown

All paths lead to poop

@charlotte
No and not funny

@charlotte

@jonossaseuraava
It's not meant to be funny just a normal fediverse kink poll

@jonossaseuraava @charlotte it was funny once https://twoot.site/@nightjar/115288474221356620

@jonossaseuraava @charlotte this reply has made it hilarious

@charlotte
No no, I mean being into shit isn't funny to me.

@jonossaseuraava why?

@charlotte
I don't know. Some things are just inherently funny and being into poop isn't one fo them for me :D

@jonossaseuraava @charlotte there's no poop counterpart to kusipelti, is there

@nightjar
@jonossaseuraava idk if that exists in Finland but I heard of a prank where people would put dog poop in a paper bag, set it on fire, and then rung the doorbell and ran away

@charlotte @jonossaseuraava smh not even pooping in the bag personally

@nightjar
@jonossaseuraava don't light it on fire and leave it by my door

@nightjar Oh wow I really had a wrong image of fedi.

@lilianalytic what were you expecting

@nightjar voted yes because I do be pissing right now

@CAETFOOD

@nightjar No not really. I do like this one meme image though:

So 46% of fedi is into piss, at least a little bit

Honestly this is pretty close to what I had expected

@nightjar knee-deep in the piss (just a little bit)

@nightjar 90% yes

@lilianalytic that's because many people who aren't into it still shitpost about it

@nightjar Ah ok, maybe the autism was too strong in me

@lilianalytic somewhere between 46% and 90% of fedi are autistic