i forget sodi was born in like 2009

@puppygirlhornypost2 no

@puppygirlhornypost2 fuck

@puppygirlhornypost2 what the hell

@puppygirlhornypost2 wrong accoutn fuck

@puppygirlhornypost2

2007/05/16

@theking 2007 sorry

@theking yea doesn’t make it better does it? 😭

@puppygirlhornypost2 (this is the first stage of grief)

@puppygirlhornypost2 people are gonna think I’m a child now when you post shit like this.

I was born in 2007. I am an adult.

@OneRatOneVerySmallTrenchCoat @puppygirlhornypost2 HELLO IT’S ME

@OneRatOneVerySmallTrenchCoat @puppygirlhornypost2 sodiboo

i think there’s dollar bills older than sodi in my wallet rn

@puppygirlhornypost2 the U$D 1 bill hasn't been updated since 1922 due to #lobbying by the #VendingMachine industry…

@sodiboo you win this one. the oldest bill in my wallet is from 2009.

@puppygirlhornypost2 my roblox account might be as old as sodi

@puppygirlhornypost2 my webkinz account is probably older, but i dont even know if it still exists

@theking @puppygirlhornypost2 same

@puppygirlhornypost2

@puppygirlhornypost2 wtf no

@puppygirlhornypost2 surely not

@sodiboo @puppygirlhornypost2 oh good xd that’s what i thought

@ShadowJonathan @puppygirlhornypost2 the first stage of grief is denial (on your behalf). the second stage of grief is acceptance (on my behalf) because your denial is valid . it’s 2007

@theking @puppygirlhornypost2 wrong date format . fucker. 2007-05-16 or bust

@theking
oh my!! grug birthday on 05/17 !!! wow!! super close

@grug @theking oh my!! grug is Norway????

@theking @puppygirlhornypost2 what the fuck why is sodi younger then me.

@puppygirlhornypost2 it is very weird, yeah

@sodiboo @puppygirlhornypost2 i copy and pasted from your bio
this is what it gave

@theking @puppygirlhornypost2 my bio doesn’t contain my birthdate.

@OneRatOneVerySmallTrenchCoat @puppygirlhornypost2 Good . Perceive me. Inflate my ego

@sodiboo @puppygirlhornypost2 uhh, it does?

@theking @puppygirlhornypost2 it’s listed in the misskey birthdate field which contains a date and software interpreting this field understands it as a date and displays it in whatever format. this is completely separate from the bio and as such some software like mastodon doesn’t even interpret it at all.

@sodiboo @theking @puppygirlhornypost2 no it does, misskey shows what you put into the birthdate field
well techniccally its not the bio but an additional field i guess

@4censord @theking @puppygirlhornypost2 yeh. not bio. I didn’t put it in this format.

@sodiboo @puppygirlhornypost2 @OneRatOneVerySmallTrenchCoat helo

@theking @puppygirlhornypost2 @sodiboo it’s disrespectful

@shitpostalotl @theking @puppygirlhornypost2 I can disrespect you in more ways than one~

@sodiboo @puppygirlhornypost2 so crazy

@sodiboo @puppygirlhornypost2 its 2007, the economy is about to crash

@sodiboo @theking @puppygirlhornypost2 ok i guess fair then
but your initial refusal didnt ensure me that you know this is publicly displayed at all

@4censord @theking @puppygirlhornypost2 I know it’s public. this is intentional. but the correct format is 2007-05-16. misskey has a skill issue in displaying that, but it is inanimate so yelling at it does nothing. I will However shame oomf for using slashes

@sodiboo @theking @4censord personally i prefer 20070516

@puppygirlhornypost2 @theking @4censord okay fuck this actually . apparently you can scare a Swede by posting their birthdate without a separator because this looks exactly like the start of my personnummer just without the discriminator

@sodiboo @theking @puppygirlhornypost2 what does this even mean. my signal is this link btw.

@ShadowJonathan @sodiboo @puppygirlhornypost2 wait,,,,
2007 sodi gets born
2008 the economy crashes

coincidence?

@4censord @sodiboo @puppygirlhornypost2 banger dropped

@ShadowJonathan @4censord @sodiboo at age 1 sodi was already trying to topple capitalism

@puppygirlhornypost2 @ShadowJonathan @4censord successfully*

@4censord @ShadowJonathan @sodiboo @puppygirlhornypost2 sodi was too baby to sodiboost the economy

@shitpostalotl @sodiboo @puppygirlhornypost2 my signal is __ (already have sodi lol)

@theking @sodiboo @puppygirlhornypost2 collecting fedi creatures’ signal contacts like it’s pokemon cards

@sodiboo @theking @4censord @puppygirlhornypost2 The only correct date format is obviously “Wed May 16 12:00:00 UTC 2007”

@kimapr @theking @4censord @puppygirlhornypost2 including a timestamp here is objectively wrong, and the timezone is meh but has to be CEST. The weekday is also meh.

but sure. “[Wed], May 16 2007 [CEST]” is a valid way to write it as well. if we’re doing in a verbose natural language way. but standard date formats are compact.

@usernameswift @puppygirlhornypost2 who the fuck keeps US currency in their pocket. that shit’s depreciating in value faster than a computer . don’t keep cash, you should incest

@usernameswift @sodiboo i mean it’s funny i have $50 cad in my pocket and im in the deep south of the united states. sometimes ill slip and grab canadian bc it’s easier to grab instead of usd. it’s a bit weird for everyone solely bc the people around me have never seen foreign currency and get confused

@usernameswift @sodiboo i love how i have like $47 USD but only 3 10s, a single 5 and the rest are $1 bills.

@sodiboo @usernameswift how did i get so many $1s my mom is gonna accuse me of being a stripper again

@puppygirlhornypost2 @sodiboo @usernameswift i paid for something recently and used like 15 $1’s i didnt realize i had

@sodiboo @usernameswift lets be siblings then sodi but im not sure how this will make my assets depreciate less

@puppygirlhornypost2 @usernameswift okay bet

@sodiboo @usernameswift this explains the folgers commercial

@sodiboo @4censord @theking @puppygirlhornypost2 I just fuzz my birthdate online to the nearest month if it’s publicly visible, since many years back. nobody wishes me happy birthday anyways

@cuddlebug @theking @4censord @puppygirlhornypost2 I mean yeah. maybe I should fuzz it. maybe I already do. who knows. who cares. a personnummer isn’t particularly sensitive (it’s equivalent to a social security number, but it’s not identity theft level of sensitive). so it’s not necessarily part of my threat model.

@puppygirlhornypost2 @sodiboo @usernameswift I have 10 CAD sitting on a shelf, central europe btw

@sodiboo @theking @4censord @puppygirlhornypost2 Well the time stamp here is because that is what date outputs, which is why it’s called the date format

@kimapr @theking @4censord @puppygirlhornypost2 you are objectively wrong by saying this. appeal to authority. authority known as /bin/date.

a date does not include a clock readout. no matter how much JavaScript wants you to think it does, that is simply not the case. there is a difference between a time, a date, and a date/time pair. they are three different data types, and are not interchangeable.

@kimapr @sodiboo @theking @puppygirlhornypost2 a date is complete without the time though
its only a timestamp if it has a time attached

@usernameswift @puppygirlhornypost2 yes. invest in Switzerland. this will make my taxes go yay

@sodiboo @theking @4censord @puppygirlhornypost2 I’m not objectively wrong i’m just trolling

what i’m saying is that. date format. date. format of date.

Anyway since you menrioned the javascript Date object, what do you think about C having functions called “gmtime” and “localtime” that transform “calendar time” (unix timestamp) into so-called “broken-down time” (sec, min, hour, mday, mon, year, wday, yday, isdst, gmtoff, zone)

@kimapr @theking @4censord @puppygirlhornypost2

what i’m saying is that. date format. date. format of date.

appeal to authority.

@sodiboo @theking @4censord @puppygirlhornypost2 no it’s a term redefinition

@kimapr @theking @4censord @puppygirlhornypost2 I disagree

@shitpostalotl @sodiboo @puppygirlhornypost2 lol, i kind of do that, but i only really make it available to followers

@theking @sodiboo @puppygirlhornypost2 okay

@OneRatOneVerySmallTrenchCoat @sodiboo @puppygirlhornypost2 literally touhou

@sodiboo @theking give me your birthdate in the UNIX epoch

@puppygirlhornypost2 @sodiboo approx 1179344134

@puppygirlhornypost2 @theking hi yes. my birthdate was NOT 1970-01-01. hope that helps!