Nanoraptor
NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
You find a data port on your body and plug in a diagnostic cable to download your status and error codes.
Which codes is your body throwing?
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Charlotte/Cinny 
charlotte
@NanoRaptor when i stand up from sleeping:
[779217697.430056] Uhhuh. NMI received for unknown reason 3c on CPU 0.
[779217697.430063] Do you have a strange power saving mode enabled?
[779217697.430065] Dazed and confused, but trying to continue
EndlessMason
EndlessMason@hachyderm.io@charlotte @NanoRaptor
WARN the current configuration of brain chemistry is not recommended. Please check your service manual and warranty papers
WARN (previous message repeated 203980928883 times)
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Rylie š³ļøāā§ļø
Specialist_Being_677@hachyderm.io@NanoRaptor statistically, probably that one about the gas cap. (Evap emissions system small leak, P0442 iirc)
Also based on the hot flash I had yesterday, I'm gonna say "female sex hormones level low"
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@Specialist_Being_677 interestingly Iāve found itās less low levels but more falling levels - even if theyāre still high in an absolute sense!.
Source: hot flashes falling from 11250 to 8000 pmol and 8000pmol to ~1200pmol but few or non while hanging around there.
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@NanoRaptor ?SYNTAX ERROR
READY.
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@NanoRaptor a special diagnostic tool is required due to the volume of logs, but the current version of the tool is incompatible with my old system (nobody bothered backing up the old version before they shutdown the FTP server with the download), itās unsupported by the manufacturer due to age, and the new software just spits out an error reading the logs.
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Luna Dragofelis ĪĪš³ļøāā§ļøš±
LunaDragofelis@void.lgbtERROR: Incompatible hardware model detected. Required hardware: Meltcat. Detected hardware: Human, Male Edition.
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š¦Amalgam\\[Ģ
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unworthyBeatrix@girlcock.club
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@NanoRaptor 604 Tail Not Found, Emotions Compromised
604 Tail Not Found, Balance compromised
604 Tail Not Found, Structure compromised
604 Tail Not Found, Pain receptors compromised
604 Tail Not Found, Empathy receptors compromised
604 Tail Not Found, Self-fulfillment compromised
604 Tail Not Found, Identity compromised
604 Tail Not Found, Memory compromised
604 Tail Not Found, Control compromised
604 Tail Not Found, Mental fragmentation
604 Tail Not Found, System will shut down now
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Charlotte/Cinny
charlotte
bonus points if you figure out what my issue is from this kernel output
RE: https://akko.chir.rs/objects/ff6ae3c5-1538-4ed3-85b3-4985a8518755
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@NanoRaptor judging by how doctors have treated me the last decade, completely undocumented ones. probably in floating point
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@etchedpixels oh Iā¦ I groaned and I am sharing that with hamster.
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@0xabad1dea @NanoRaptor "how doctors have treated me" is frightfully ambiguous
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@twilliability @0xabad1dea doctors can be insistent on some strange, strange unhelpful things.
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Charlotte/Cinny
charlotte
@NanoRaptor damn this post took off like my heart rate in the morning 
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@charlotte @NanoRaptor apparent actual uptime even
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Charlotte/Cinny
charlotte
@exec @NanoRaptor
09:55:25 up 9022 days (!!) 10:10, 2 users, load average: 1.83, 1.83, 1.74
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Ntos Fops
ntoskrnl@furry.engineer@charlotte @NanoRaptor this line is one of my favorite error messages ever hahah
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