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okay what the fuck it tastes completely different. like still pipeline punch but new flavor profile wtf
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ok it may have overcooked its monster but it tastes kinda carrot-y?? why?? how???
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"it may have overcooked its monster" STATEMENTS DREAMED UP BY THE UTTERLY DERANGED
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so like the thing with boiled pipeline punch is
- its warm
- its sweet
- it has a flavor
that just makes anything kinda nice
and like. if someone offered this to it it would drink it. like its not Bad per se. its a very winter comforty drink just with a ton of caffeine
it also tried one of the cups a bit watered down in case it cooked too much of the water away but like almost same result but less sweet
and like. an ice-cold pipeline punch is just Better. its surprisingly not bad and if it just came home from a freezing cold winter day who knows maybe it'd boil a monster but ITS STILL BETTER WHEN ITS ICE COLD
but what truly scares it: maybe other flavors are genuinely better when boiled because it is quite a different experience. it prefers the cold pipeline punch over the boiling pipeline punch but they are different and its preference and not an objectively worse thing
what it will say though is that it is much better than room temparature pipeline punch and it can understand why the entities that are apparently allergic to ice (
) think that this is the best thing since sliced bread
(this review may be inaccurate because entities are saying that it overcooked its monster. and like what the fuck)
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but what truly scares it: maybe other flavors are genuinely better when boiled because it is quite a different experience.
spreadsheet time
make a table reviewing an energy drink both hot and cold
which ones improve by being hot
which ones are so much worse?
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it very much hates how it is not bad. what the actual fuck 
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it will now let the rest of the boiled pipeline cool down to room temperature to judge whether it was overcooked or not
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wait actually it can just get ice (the proper way to enjoy the pipeline) and do it now. brb
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ok it tastes a bit different from regular pipeline punch. probably mostly because it is not carbonated anymore though
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okay what the fuck there was a sort of sediment at the bottom which is very orange and consuming that together with the liquid made it taste much more like regular pipeline punch
what a fucked up liquid
its glad its gone now
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this entire experience felt like a bad trip. this was incredible
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/Cinny 
