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touching grass isn’t enough I need to eat dirt

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The d in dirt stands for "do not eat"

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What kind of of organs do you think I'm harvesting that requires me digging and eating through dirt

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dirt is really good for you, it doesn't have much calories.

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Listen Sod, we're not supposed to let people know about those.


#Gotta-dig-up-and-recycle-yk?
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@sodiboo @organ-harvest-coordinator organic fertilizer is usually manure or bone meal, so it might not be entirely vegan :3

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@luci @organ-harvest-coordinator You’re telling me DIRT IS NOT VEGAN what has this world come to 😤

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non-vegan food
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@sodiboo @organ-harvest-coordinator no dirt is okay, like if you put chicken on a plate, the plate is vegan, you can eat the plate, just not the chicken

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Okay but what dirt to organ ratio would make it vegan?

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@sodiboo no, i think grass is better for eating

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@sodiboo
touch the grass
flirt with the dirt
cuddle a puddle

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@sodiboo i was thinking i would faceplabt you but that wotja

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