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the fediverse is a machine that turns websites that post about the “masto stampede” into an offline website because it’s too slow

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there is no masto stampede just websites that can’t do a few hundred requests a minute over the span of 5 minutes

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@charlotte and because they load a ridiculous amount of garbage lol

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@theking nah it just loads the main html file, plus certain links in metadata tags that are found within the first 5ish MB (depends on implementation)

the problem is that websites based on PHP can’t handle that

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