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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

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@volpeon now we just need neocat googly woozy towe- gets shot

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@charlotte @volpeon This is hands down one of the most unhinged comments I've read in a very long time

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@Gauss @volpeon i could have done so much worse, but i can‘t get the thought of long_neo_woozy_wrench_double_pregnant_with_boiled_skibidi_neo_woozy_wrench_pregnant_birth_feet out of my head

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@charlotte @volpeon My mind cannot even imagine something like that and I should probably be happy about that neofox_googly_shocked_256

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@Gauss @volpeon i have seen it and cannot unsee. send help

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@charlotte @volpeon Have some eyebleach

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@volpeon I support all woozy neocats who want to be planes

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@volpeon what have you done to my child neodog_laptop_noticeneodog_googly_shocked

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@charlotte @Gauss @volpeon i was subjected to watching @lea create it

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@lexi @charlotte @Gauss @volpeon youre welcome

the next one will be worse

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@volpeon Well someone made neoplane and I was asked to create this neocat_googly_woozy_bottom
I guess this is what happens if your Copilot neocopilot_woozy gets woozy drgn_think_woozy

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@volpeon @charlotte i mean, the Pregnant Guppy existed at some point. i’m pretty sure it was named that because someone commented that it resembled a pregnant guppy. it was developed and used by nasa in the ‘60s to more quickly transport bulky, yet light rocket components.

the a330, which is what the woozy neocat airplane appears to use the silhouette of, has been developed into the BelugaXL, an aircraft that is similar in both appearance and function to the Pregnant Guppy. instead of transporting rocket parts, airbus’ fleet of BelugaXLs transport parts for their aircraft production.

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@charlotte @Gauss @volpeon @catsalad worthy of a :long_neo_woozy_wrench_double_pregnant_with_boiled_skibidi_neo_woozy_wrench_pregnant_birth_feet: react?

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@mpk @Gauss @catsalad @volpeon it’s self-describing in a way

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@charlotte @volpeon @lea @lexi Tag me as well, I want to know how it can possibly be even worse

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It's a rose

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@volpeon Every day, Volpeon awakes to new horrors from deep within the bowels of the fediverse.

And so do we all.

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@catraxx @volpeon I have strong suspicion this might be @vel ‘s doing…

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@volpeon I think USAsian might just call this spirit airlines, but I would say AirWoozy, Luftwoozy, or just the Boeing 787 Woozyliner.

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@vel @Houl @volpeon check out the next episode of mentour pilot where this system is explained in great detail blobcatgooglyfingerguns

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@charlotte @volpeon @Gauss this emoji name makes me wish i were having an aneurysm neocat_googly_woozy_shocked

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neocat 911 (im sorry)
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@volpeon It's what happens when you've told your cat repeatedly to stop eating random plastic from the floor, and he finds a Boeing.

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@volpeon (with suspiciously plane-shaped belly) oh, the plane? no, i dunno where it had gone

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@volpeon can’t wait for the boiled skibidi version

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@volpeon :neocat_woozy_pleading: wish that were me. 👉⁠👈

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@Jenetrix Yeah sure, let’s just make more neocat woozy planes neofox_googly_woozy

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@bread @volpeon every day we stray further from the light of god's love

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re: neocat 911 (im sorry)
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@bread @volpeon ill pay you 100 bucks to delete this and never speak of it again /silly

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vore mention
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macro-prey object vore?
tasty airplane, good for woozy neocat belly

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deeply cursed
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re: deeply cursed
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@volpeon you didn't hear about :neocat_v_rot_mnie_nogi:​, right?


cc @taxuswc
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re: deeply cursed
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