i was previously thinking about maybe asking fedi about how long i should stay locked up but i have a feeling that sodiboo would single handedly add several years to that 
although if i can get by by not alerting sodiboo to this it would probably be fine
@charlotte great idea, you should try that
@Mercurial i need to get a new raccage first,
@charlotte
i can
I'm grey ace and not interested in genitals

@charlotte but tbh i don't even care if you're chaste or not as long as you're keeping yourself clean
@charlotte oh. I thought that's the point?
@charlotte time to plug that up too
@charlotte YES
*throws butt plugs*
@charlotte nooOOOO you'll poop all the time
@charlotte exactly!!! Lawn sign that says no pooping
@charlotte @nightjar help
@charlotte sticks you in the litterbox and locks it
@charlotte i like the funny websites where you can add and subtract looking time.
Sometimes they post the link but delete the post but i still have the link so i add every day some hours :3c
@CAETFOOD @charlotte can't you poop in the toilet
@nightjar @charlotte yeah that's a valid idea.
Time to invent toilet bondage
@charlotte @nightjar the house sure is broken after pooping everywhere
@charlotte @nightjar why
@CAETFOOD @charlotte do not ask. Do not
@nightjar @charlotte too late

@charlotte @nightjar that's ok i was worried it's someone tied up and used as a toilet,
I don't care if you like being tied to a toilet though
@charlotte @CAETFOOD come on caetfood. You knew this was coming
@charlotte @CAETFOOD I saw that one tomatolix video about a BDSM studio and let's just say people get creative with this type of stuff
@charlotte @nightjar NO!!! BAD!!
@nightjar @charlotte
I'm not smart
@CAETFOOD @charlotte taken by surprise by the poopy people
@charlotte @nightjar no you just get tied to a toilet and can poop however much you like
@nightjar @charlotte that's how normies must feel when i cheerfully drop a comment about cum
@charlotte @nightjar yes!!!!!
@charlotte @nightjar bonks you
@CAETFOOD @charlotte I don't get it
@CAETFOOD @charlotte cheerfully dropping cum
@charlotte @CAETFOOD everyone can participate in cum, too. I can cum on everyone
@charlotte At least a few weeks >:3
@charlotte @nightjar chases you with a broom
@nightjar @charlotte my reaction
@nightjar @charlotte ew ew ew *wipes hands, turns around, spits on the floor*
@nightjar @charlotte cheerfully cumming all over the place and squirting like a whale
@charlotte @nightjar not me, i got a weak immune system
@nightjar @charlotte especially on caet,
ok sorry
@charlotte @nightjar yes thanks
@charlotte @nightjar
can't even bite back cause you're all poopy and full of pee
@nightjar @charlotte
yaaaayyyyy
@charlotte @CAETFOOD here, have some piss as a peace offering

@nightjar @charlotte squeaks and runs away peeing
@charlotte @CAETFOOD the piss was FOR YOU ok
@charlotte @nightjar i ran away from nightjar pee too
@CAETFOOD @charlotte dw I would never pee on you
@nightjar @charlotte peeing in the shower is ok and impressing caet with how far you can pee is fine too haha.
But peeing on caet would result in caet in the shower, showering with clothes to un-pee xD
@CAETFOOD *impresses you by proving I can pee on you from several meters away while you're in the shower*
@nightjar lmao. I would not mind that as much, shower is the clean place where all ickies get removed with bubbly shower gel and funny shower jelly and bubble bath
@nightjar pees back at you and fails, noticing my error cause now i can't leave the shower
@nightjar standing in the shower yelling in discomfort cause i blocked my own path by peeing all over the place 
@nightjar heck
@nightjar piss is funny in theory, but awful in reality.
Unsanitary 
@eviloatmeal @CAETFOOD @nightjar i pee on the piss and trust the one that petrifies me
@nightjar it gets kinda uncomfortable when catheters and diapers are involved, i had to change my grandma's catheter, clean up so much cat pee, dog puke, poop, piss and my little cousin's diapers, did a praktikum at a hospital and changed elder people's diapers, but there's nothing kinky or hot about excrements for me.
I can deal with oopsies and when I'm angry, peeing and pooping all over the place sounds like a fun coping mechanism but i wouldn't want to have to clean it up xD
@charlotte @eviloatmeal @nightjar can't see the post you're replying to
@CAETFOOD @charlotte @eviloatmeal me neither
@nightjar (i had to change the full catheter bags with the pee, not the tubes)
@charlotte @CAETFOOD 2 years
@CAETFOOD @charlotte 3 years
@ctrl @charlotte *giggles* 3 and a half years 
@charlotte @CAETFOOD 3 years!
@CAETFOOD @charlotte 5 years!
@charlotte @CAETFOOD i love being bitten
@charlotte @ctrl no sex for you!!

@ctrl @CAETFOOD @charlotte is this an auction?
@charlotte re-bites @ctrl
@elexia @CAETFOOD @charlotte idk, big number go high
@CAETFOOD oh no. Thankfully I only had to deal with cat pee and poop. Cats would sometimes get a turd stuck to their bung and then go ape mode dragging the butt across every surface in the apartment, especially carpets and the bed. That was bad enough
@ctrl @charlotte don’t worry, you sly otter. I’ve already been alerted, and I will take notice whenever I want. ❤️
@CAETFOOD @charlotte yay!
@charlotte @elexia @CAETFOOD oh fuck
@charlotte @ctrl @elexia chastity cage for my clit (a thimble on a string)
@sodiboo @charlotte ^w^
@charlotte @CAETFOOD thats fucked up of you, am calling you out /j
@nightjar hahaha. Relatable though. Pets can't help it, awful little gremlins. But yeah, wouldn't exactly think oh boy, gotta jork it hard to the cat poop incident xDd
@charlotte @ctrl throws cat litter
@nightjar my aunt's dachshund LOVED going ape mode in cow shit, eating it and rolling around in the stink, getting completely gooped up.
Had to bathe him. Very unpleasant for everyone involved.
when i do i will probably either have a soft limit, masto-poll for the total length of time or make y’all pay for more chastity :P