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Charlotte 🦝 therian

fucked up software developer requirements of the day:

Class B (car) drivers license, ideally also a C (truck), CE (large truck), BE (car with trailer) driver’s license

what the hell do they want me to do!!!

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@charlotte develop software while moving these truckloads of goods for us

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@charlotte real life kubernetes (move mainframes around in ıso 668 standard containers)

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@charlotte They took “driver development” a little bit too literal.

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@charlotte truck driving
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lateral entry senior software developer position

hiring managers have no idea what words mean. you cannot “laterally enter” a senior position as they require prior professional experience. unlike junior positions that may get people from uni, other junior positions, or maybe even different fields

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@charlotte not gonna lie
A bus license is a plus at my workplace

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@charlotte All this talk about containers and shipping software, but no one has a truck driver license. smh

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@charlotte I've had the displeasure of reading what feels like uncountable billions of job postings in my life.

I was blown away by how many hiring managers and recruiters were unaware of what was even written in them!

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lateral entry software developer position which apparently requires your code to be like a homunculus, with a functioning heart and kidneys

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what i’m reading out of it is that the code i would need to submit needs to be bug free or sth

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@charlotte they want you to write & deliver the software? maybe they should be told about the Information Superhighway

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@charlotte Lateral as in maybe from a different field of industry? Software is just a tool and a senior level should just be able to learn most without issue given some time for it. Being given time for it may be why it's lateral entry? :')

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@maruno yeah from a different field

which is why these positions exist in the first place, switching to a different software stack is just how programming hiring works

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@charlotte Yes, but companies themselves and higher ups tend to think very narrowly and identify with their niche thing as a whole 'industry' that you could never leave and is totally different from everything else.... I definitely do not 'identify' with the 'branding industry'. :')

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@charlotte migrate the whole (physical) server :3

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Inga stands with 🇺🇦 🇵🇸

@charlotte you just... take a truck and forcefully but laterally enter the position of a senior developer.

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