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Breakfast 10 minutes
Showering 10 minutes
Shaving 5 minutes
Pooping 3.5 hours
Getting dressed 2 minutes
someone who is good at the planning please help me organize this. I'm losing my job

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@nightjar do the 3.5h poop at work, problem solved

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@nightjar what on earth are you doing spending so long in the shower?? Such a waste of water!

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@nightjar you spend too much time getting dressed. it's neither practical nor helpful and it's a pain for everybody involved. shit with your pants on

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@nightjar @turtle i mean, it's multitasking. what are you gonna do, not shit while in shower? in this economy? how about you also move the breakfast in there too. hydration is important these days anyway

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@mynameistillian @turtle I cannot get dressed, shit, have breakfast, shower AND shitpost all at the same time

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@nightjar @turtle this fool doesn't know they's in charge of their own destiny

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@nightjar take laxatives before you go to sleep and shit the bed

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@deejvalen @nightjar @turtle on that shower breakfast diarrhea grind

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@nightjar @mynameistillian @turtle you can definitely do all 4 at the same time: they're nearly the same action! just in different directions…

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@nightjar Do as much of that as possible the night before. Shower, shave, lay your clothes out, meal prep. Just wake up, eat breakfast, get dressed, and go.

Also, what is going on with multiple hours for pooping?

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@nightjar ah yea when you know your legs have gone numb but getting up is gonna be awkward anyway so you just stay and wipe without getting up

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@nightjar poop at work and get paid for pooping
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I could just boost this post every morning

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@nightjar reading this while trying to poop a log, thanks

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I could just pin this to my profile

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@nightjar pin ME to your profile fox_dance

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@nightjar whoops there goes all my dignity as i wiggle and blush,

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@nightjar move the 3.5 hours of pooping to your work hours neofox_thumbsup

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@nightjar how many hours are you spending on butthole cleaning

Maybe you could skip it

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@nightjar you know what they say

A dirty butthole is good for the bottom line

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