Soatok Dreamseeker
soatok@furry.engineer
You ever notice how gamification and enshittification are rarely separated by great distance?
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Soatok Dreamseeker
soatok@furry.engineer
Me? I'm more into gayification, myself.
[Male/male fursuit cuddling intensifies]
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Soatok Dreamseeker
soatok@furry.engineerI fell asleep the other night wearing my partial, because the weather was cold, woke up feeling better than I have in months.
Doing the weird things that make you happy are essential for life satisfaction.
(Writing this while sandwiched between two large plushies)
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Soatok Dreamseeker
soatok@furry.engineer@risottobias When consent is respected, dark patterns aren't employed, and there's a meaningful ungamified mode you can choose instead
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Soatok Dreamseeker
soatok@furry.engineerBut what if
Fursuit + plushie cuddles?
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For science!
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Soatok Dreamseeker
soatok@furry.engineerI'm probably a hard person to date because 99% of the time I'm thinking about dumb jokes or being silly than anything lewd or romantic
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@soatok m/m fursuit cuddling? Yes please. Can't go wrong with that.
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Soatok Dreamseeker
soatok@furry.engineerThen again, last time I hooked up with someone, we were comparing fursuit fans and I leaned over to him and whispered "hehe we're literally 'blowing' each other in front of everyone" and instead of sighing he replied, "huff".
Hmmm
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@soatok Wrong, that makes you the perfect person to date (has to actively restrain the dad jokes to avoid too much fiancé groaning)
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@soatok in German, we have a saying "every pot has its lid"
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Soatok Dreamseeker
soatok@furry.engineer@senil888 Isn't there a joke that goes something like...?
[looks at gay couple] okay which of you is the pundit and who's the designated groaner?
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Soatok Dreamseeker
soatok@furry.engineer@uvok I don't actually understand what this implies lol
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Soatok Dreamseeker
soatok@furry.engineerAnyway we should make things gayer.
And now to go back to sleep (in suit uwu) and cuddle with my plushies
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@soatok something along the lines of "there's a partner for everyone", I think.
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@soatok Can't day I've ever heard that one, but I'm definitely the pundit and my fiancé is the groaner. Though they make me groan at times too, I don't think they have to resist as much as I.
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Cassandrich
dalias@hachyderm.io@soatok Stack Overflow had a pretty long run between them. But yeah.
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Soatok Dreamseeker
soatok@furry.engineer@uvok Haha maybe, but that doesn't mean you'll necessarily find one. I sure haven't.
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@soatok yeeaaaaahhh, same. The world, even the country, is large, the probability of meeting your "lid" is pretty low.
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@soatok This personality makes for the best pillow talk. Speaking from experience.
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Soatok Dreamseeker
soatok@furry.engineer@Kandrel Pillow talk is so much fun, they're too relaxed to groan at my jokes xD
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Soatok Dreamseeker
soatok@furry.engineer@evi I ended up only dozing back off for like 15 minutes but it felt great tbh
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Richard Barrell
0x2ba22e11@unstable.systems@soatok if you just need to make puns all the time then I think maybe you should hang out with German people because most of my German friends are pun addicts ❤️
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Soatok Dreamseeker
soatok@furry.engineer@0x2ba22e11 Yeah every German I know is a glutton for *pun*ishment, and they follow me because they know I'll dhole them out.
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Soatok Dreamseeker
soatok@furry.engineer@stefenauris 1x yoteyote (from theroguez), 1x official arcanine plush from the Pokemon store
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Stefen Auris 🖖​
stefenauris@furry.engineer@soatok sounds like good choices..how big are we talking here?
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