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She/Her or It/It's, trans to the people who know me. I'm less active here, oh well...
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Her: “this bra has memory foam”
Me: “DON’T YOU MEAN MAMMARY FOAM??”
Her: 🙄

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me: do you want to watch that video?
my partner: yes :D
me: do we watch it in your phone?
partner: yes :(
me: would you rather me turn on the tv instead?
partner: yes :D
me: instead of happy yes and sad yes can we do yes and no from now on?
partner: yes :(

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If Cantio is alone he'll often be making soft little whines and growls

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I don't get why people are so passionate about shipping. Every time I open the internet it's "pro-ship this", "anti-ship that", "problematic shipping", "shipping discourse". Bruh. They're boats. Huge fuckin' boats. They move containers around. Surely we can all agree that rail should handle more inland freight and that bunker fuel is shit we shouldn't be burning?

People keep telling me, "you just don't understand shipping culture Elly."

Yes, I fucking do. It's called intermodal freight.

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plushy vore

very very very comfy vore

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I was asked a question... What is considered elegant if you are rich, but trashy if you are poor.

My response.: Speaking a 2nd language.

Got some confused looks, so I explained.

If you are rich, speaking more than one language is seen as a sign of being educated, well travelled and civilised. But if you are poor, you get branded as some lazy, uneducated immigrant here to steal other peoples jobs whilst also claiming all of the benefits... at least that's how the bigots like to portray it.

Saw a few light bulbs going of in peoples faces.

Remember... you can give people the opportunity to reflect on the way they have been conditioned to think, with just a few well chosen words.

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the austrians for some reason: cold brew mit fritz-cola
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very silly very nerdy camera joke
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a gatorade can camera should probably be powered by mercury batteries

because mercury is in gatorade
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the four universal rules of deutsche bahn
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  1. treat any db train as late untill you arrive
  2. never let any plans cover db estimates that you aren’t willing to miss
  3. keep your finger away from the post button until the db can absolutely not fuck your trip up anymore
  4. always be aware of your connections and what is behind them
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the curse of munich strikes again
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imagine a life size train plushie with plush interior

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I just really like sunflowers... 🌻

🎨 lines by @warlockmaru.bsky.social , colors and bg by me

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some days the drielandentrein is actually on time

today is not one of them
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breakfast tastes better in a train imo

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if phones were good they would have
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plush notification

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we removed the slop that microslop inexplicably added to comic chat because we are part of the fuck off ai code movement? https://github.com/theAlexes/comic-chat-deslopped

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what sound does a snoring @miifox make?
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snorkmiimiimii
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DD ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ óÓÒò ☭

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Aparentemente é de um(a) artista chamado(a) FairyTart.

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