In another episode of “journalist has to make up another hot new trend that is neither hot nor new nor a trend”:

There’s a new workplace trend on the rise called “clock botching,” when employees look busy, but aren’t actually producing meaningful results.

@volpeon
Isn't that basically what management does?

@charlotte It sure is

@volpeon
Just be like my last boss and watch skiing on the job

@volpeon Feels self-referencing.

@volpeon Why do they feel compelled to reinvent a time-honored tradition?

Call it by it's real name, "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime"