it’s funny because all the bigots only get mad about the women’s room, meaning that the men’s room is now the perfect place to go no matter what you got down there or in your head or whatever

this only applies if there aren’t any laws mandating genital inspectors at the bathrooms or whatever. If there are, your safest option is to piss your pants

@eri
pissing and shitting your pants unlocks fun new dialog options