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greeen blobcatpresentgreen (simulacrum edition)

anyone wanna go to ikea with me?

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@green I would love to go to IKEA with you. I would know my way around perfectly, I could show you exactly where everything is. All Swedes are canonically prisoners of IKEA. et cetera

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@sodiboo @green it’s a TRAP to LURE YOU INTO THE BLÅHAJ PIT AT IKEA

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@charlotte @green we will make out in the blåhaj pit at IKEA

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@sodiboo @green it’s a trap to turn you into a blåhaj plush

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