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You're a bass player and you suffer from anxiety? Simply switch to a fretless instrument

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@owl @schratze and always remember to pick your battles

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@schratze You're a guitar player and you don't like committed relationships? Simply get a guitar with no strings attached

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@schratze you’re a bass player and also a vegetarian? simply switch to a fishless instrument

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@schratze I play some bass and just bought a theremin, does it count?

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  • playing the bass promotes overfishing
  • why can christians only play bass during lent? because lent allows fish
  • bass are an instrument of worship in the culture of european settlers in memphis tennessee, that they erected a large glass structure to commemorate its glory
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