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there are five hand problems in software development:

1 naming things
3 absolute ordering
2 cache in5 concurrencyvalidation
́4 exactly-once delivery
6 off by one errors
4 exactly-once delivery

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@charlotte It took me some time to understand the "5" is another point

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@charlotte It's a job I feel close to being a time traveler. (ref. concurrency)

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@charlotte

I can't tell if "hand problems" is deliberate or not.

The cumulative days I spent hunting down a bug which was a 1 character typo say "probably"

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@charlotte This is greatly improved by the (I assume) typo "hand", suggesting #7: spelling.

(cf. "referer")

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@charlotte
Why He wasn't did the chicken threadsafe! cross the road?
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@charlotte what number is ́4

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@charlotte is it like sñeven

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@root @charlotte I think it’s one of the Arabic numerals.

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@flesh @root we were typing on phone and sometimes hit a dead key right before enter so you get a new line with a diacritical mark

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@charlotte the 5 fingers problem

(I guess the 🖐️ problem is a typo of hard)

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@charlotte @root May I ask what language keyboard you use?

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@flesh @root german but it’s not a standard layout

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Lilith Ashley Nyx Arson mk_demon_red

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@charlotte @flesh jerma985

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@root @flesh what is your jerma984 name

  1. first 3 letters of your name
  2. 2 letter abbreviation of home state or raccountry
  3. Month of birth
  4. last two digits of birth year
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@charlotte @root As someone born in September 1999, heh.

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@flesh @root my jerma name sounds like the raccourse raccode for an introduction to chastity

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@charlotte @root Chade101?

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@flesh @root chast101

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Sven Slootweg, low-spoons mode ("still kinky and horny anyway")

@charlotte @root @flesh I guess your phone was insistent that "language, script and keyboard layout handling" should've been on the list!

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@oblomov @charlotte 🎵 Aa-and thread safe concu-uurencyyyyy 🎶

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@charlotte This is my new favorite version of this joke.

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@charlotte I often feel like naming isn't hard, but once you ask someone to change a name... then the real trouble starts

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@siguza Printers are mentioned, but it's still in queue
@charlotte

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@charlotte Don’t forget “character encodingâ€.

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@rgsteele that is no longer a hard problem. you use utf-8

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@charlotte@akko.chir.rs

"Knock knock"

"Race condition!"

"Who's there?"

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