biblically accurate WLCSP @CursedFootprint

BE NOT AFRAID

@whitequark the biblical openwrt

"Please contact sales for package dimensions" is one type of vendor brainrot I haven't seen yet

BE AFRAID

(another one with "Please contact us for dimensions")

@whitequark ???????????

@whitequark inb4 they NDA'd it somehow

@artemis me using calipers to break NDA:

@whitequark “we are to embarrassed to release the cad files for this monstrosity” or “we are proud of it and hope nobody steals it”?

@whitequark I think we shared it on birdsite a few years ago but doesn't seem to be here

@whitequark vibe packaging

@CursedFootprint @whitequark No doubt there's also a note hidden somewhere deep in the docs (possibly in a different PDF) saying that N/C pins *must not* be connected, with the sort of vague wording that suggests they are actually connected to mysterious super secret signals. 😂

@attie @CursedFootprint I assume it's just for alignment during assembly

@CursedFootprint @whitequark Oh is that actually _real_? I was just meaning to spin the hypothetical! (nanoraptor style 💚)

@attie @CursedFootprint everything I posted today was completely real (I do not lie on the internet without qualification)

@whitequark the fuck

@gsuberland @whitequark time for new "cursed datasheet" account?

@whitequark @azonenberg this one example almost unilaterally warrants it

@gsuberland @azonenberg ok give me a bit

@gsuberland @azonenberg i think it's a good fit for https://crackhead.technology/

@gsuberland @azonenberg writing the article made me realize that gigadevice put the complete and unambiguous ball coordinates for that complicated pattern into the datasheet, but not D/E. amazing.

@whitequark these are just teaser dimensions

@whitequark @cda gotta sign up on onlyfanouts for the full details