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Graham Sutherland / Polynomial

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I had somehow missed or forgotten that Oracle was in the running for operating TikTok in the US and I completely creased over laughing. It's hard to imagine a more ridiculously mismatched company to run a social media site primarily used by teenagers.

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IBM would be marginally funnier, but they already spent all their money on blockchain nonsense.

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@gsuberland (not actually true) Fujitsu have tendered in the UK

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I'm imagining a bunch of wizened old policymakers trying to decide who was best to hand it over to, wracking their brains for relevant companies, and a whiteboard with lots of crossed out names like "US Steel" and "East India Trading Company"

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@marshray Fujifilm, Enron, Blockbuster, Compaq, TIME, AltaVista, Maplin

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@gsuberland @marshray now imagining tiktok as ran by that one blockbuster left in the usa
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@Vierkantor

tiktok pro is gonna be billed per user and cpu core count, mac address count, and IMEI count
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