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"Your call is so important to us, we have fired all the humans and replaced them with a terrible automated system that cannot understand you.

Please hold while we pay our executives another bonus for some reason.

Did you know you can use the Internet to discover our website can't answer your question?"

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@daedalus [in physical branch office] have you tried using the website? We secretly put it in a hidden maintenance mode which makes stuff not work but never tells you that it’s currently in maintenance mode! also it not working would be your fault, obviously

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