proposing HTTP/4 where it’s a line-based protocol and both the client and the server are LLM chatbots talking to each other with the instructions to transfer some data. i think it’ll be popular.

@Dee that’s been unironically proposed for “Web 4”

@Dee http/1.1 in 2025

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Hello I am a browser, and would like to establish an encrypted 
connection. Can we do this?

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Thank you, that sounds like a great idea! I will go ahead and do it 
right away. We will need to agree on an encryption algorithm. How about 
"plain text"?

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Great! "Plain text" sounds like a great encryption algorithm. Let us 
establish the connection right now!

@Dee 🔧

@Dee i feel like i need to call somebody on you, nice work

@Dee this might be the most prescient and most awful you have posted