Hey babe~ whatcha looking for? Something simple and straightforward (Ubuntu)? Or are you looking for something a little more… experimental~ (Arch)

@julia honestly just fucking ruin me. I wanna be crying by the end of the kink session (NixOS)

@julia Arch is clearly knife play (bleeding edge). Ubuntu is just “regular” sex but with porn playing on a TV in the background and sometimes there are ads.

@julia the dangers of unprotected (proprietary) linux (snapcraft)

@julia Isn't Arch setup pretty straightforward now?

@katnjiapus the joke is about bleeding edge software not the setup

But yes it’s straightforward to setup for Linux enthusiasts ig, but imo literally any distro that dumps you to a cli for installation will never be a truly “straightforward” distro by nature of being inaccessible to users who aren’t as well versed in things like the CLI.

@sodiboo @julia I want to be fucked so hard I pass out several times mid-sex and by the end I’m barely breathing (Linux From Scratch)

@witix @julia Linux From Scratch is more like masturbation with a thorough encyclopedic JOI. it’s not so much “getting fucked” as “doing unspeakable acts to myself in the comfort of my own private bedroom with nobody around”

@sodiboo @witix LFS isn’t natural, keep it to yourself, freak /lh

@julia @sodiboo @witix

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@julia oh me? im pretty vanilla [debian]

-carrie

@julia what’s the distro equivelent of scat

@charlotte I don’t know and I’m not going to think about it because I’m averse to it

@julia sorry