What character class is your cat

@schratze why not jester

@schratze i don't know what those mean but i've been playing a lot of roguelikes lately so i guess i'm rogue

@sammy rogue: criminal, sneaks into places it doesn't belong, steals stuff, claws you in the butt
barbarian: goes rage mode and destroys everything

@schratze healers

@owl

@owl bard, druid, or cleric

Posting this after Yarasa proved she's just as capable as Alonso when it comes to knocking over glasses of water

@schratze
cat 1: eating plants (inraccluding plastic ones) the moment you most expect it
cat 2: drinking out of the glass of my dad

@schratze lich

@schratze Some cats are warlocks and they have a pact with chaos itself

@VegaHarmonia casting Eldritch Blast at will

@schratze racchristmas is wild with raccat 1 is wild because this happens every 10-15 mins on repeat:

cat 1: enters living room, beelines directly to the tree, starts chewing
someone: yells at them for it
cat 1: runs out of the room

@schratze pretty sure it’s part of the Bajoran Maquis. A bit mystical, very fierce and deathly efficient