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Charlotte lotteheartplural/Cinny cinny_heart_plural thetadeltaursaminortreblesand

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dutch trains are digital. either you arrive approximately on time or you do not arrive at all
german trains are satanic. you will eventually arrive but the price in terms of time or sanity may be greater than you intended

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@charlotte @darkphoenix british trains are politely passive-aggressive. they apologise for “the late running of this service” even when miraculously on time

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@charlotte
UK trains are like a stopped analogue clock—right twice a day.

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otoh we survived travelling into north germany with only a +1h delay that was nowhere near the areas that were most hit by the storm

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@pthane @charlotte UK trains are the manifestation of Scrooge, the chains in the novel/films are equivalent to the slow clunking of the train rail sound leaving platform 11 in London Waterloo!

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@charlotte so german trains are the 40K warp or other sci-fi equivalents?

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@EinsPossum nah the hardware is ordinary, the management and planning is extra-ordinary

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@EinsPossum you can probably find something in the source material for satan that he can only influence the minds of people and not directly alter the world

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