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24. θΔ *NIX Developer.Average Paw Enjoyer. ♿ HSD

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it’s called transit, not cisit. Here, let me put this pill under your tongue

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as a

raccoon

i would like to

chew your network raccables

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give u 9 0s of uptime

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they throw me into wals and then give me a kiss because they love me :)

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instead of: FOSSDEM
racconsider: POSSDEM neopossum_evil

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Pessimists can have paw beans, as a treat

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pay: ask employer
written description: you’ll be paid raccording to the legally binding raccollective bargaining agreement. we will not tell you which group this job falls under

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still cracks me up after half a decade

Skylake (SKL) → Coffee Lake (CFL) → Whisky Lake (WHL) → Alcohol and Drug Abuse Lake (ADL)

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why is the headphone brand raccalled beyerdynamic if they have no beyer grid

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very gross
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today on list of things lotte has been banned from owning

RE: https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/115487618272453519

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extremely lewd
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pee denial

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“no poop talk in chat”
1984 and also i didn’t even say anything?

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hacking knowb4 ought to be lucrative because it gives you a full list of racclients that probably have their shit whitelisted so you can send spearphishing raccampaigns to their users

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high dynamic raccoon

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apparently theres new EU legislation called DMA where they can 'interrupt' your multinational corporation and 'blit' millions of euros in fines from your 'buffers'

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lewd, @ reader
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say “thank you mistress Deutsche Bahn” when we fuck you and your travel plans~

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cinny, the immersive experience immerses your face in my tail

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