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Sleepy plushie that makes u sleepy looking at it

Makes u want to snuggle it and nap with it

Makes u wake up to find out that you are now a sleepy plushie too!
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It has been surmised that there are neurotypicals, but nobody really knows for sure
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us-capol parody
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california ballot:

  • [ ] Democratic Party: gavin newsom, slogan: Make California Blue Again.
  • [ ] Republican Party: Louis XIV. Slogan: Le gouvernour c’est moi.

Ballot initiatives:

  • [ ] Prop 1: Add minimum working hours to ride share app drivers
  • [ ] Prop 2: Add proposition 65 warnings to anything containing Dihydrogen Monoxide
  • [ ] Prop 3: Require anyone fined for homelessness to work in a labour camp until they pay their debt off
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therapist: Dutch Haskell can't hurt you
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geval ontleedUrl url van
Links bericht -> foutmelding $ laatZien bericht
Rechts url' -> doe
reactie <- verstuurAanvraag "KRIJG" url'
puur $ reactieLichaam reactie

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Pet peeve: people and companies just clearly not giving a shit that their specifications are actually correct, aka capitalisation matters!

I very highly doubt this tiny 3W LED driver can handle 600 Mega Amps.

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Der Regen ist so cozy 🌧️💜.
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Nsfw shitpost
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I look at posts that say messy and every time I get disappointed because it's just cum like come on you can go have sex in a mud pit or something that'd be messy
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alle sagen "be gay, do crime", aber wenn dann Jens Spahn KOMMT und es DURCHZIEHT sind trotzdem alle sauer

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work posting, piss kink
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ich hasse meinen job, ich muss hier immer aus so einer schnabeltasse mit miss piggy drauf trinken aber jemand hat das m abgekratzt und mit edding ein p drüber geschrieben, ich schaffe das nicht mehr

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reasons why blued tooth didn’t work: it was partially unseated????

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therian cognito hazard
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Bonjour, nous sommes vendredi

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I need a raccoon minion/mount in ffxiv please yoshi-p make it happen (the p stands for Procyon)
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apflšorle
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we have been trying to reach you for your extended raccoon warranty neoraccoon_3c neoraccoon_3c neoraccoon_3c neoraccoon_3c neoraccoon_3c neoraccoon_3c neoraccoon_3c neoraccoon_3c neoraccoon_3c neoraccoon_3c neoraccoon_3c neoraccoon_3c neoraccoon_3c neoraccoon_3c neoraccoon_3c neoraccoon_3c neoraccoon_3c neoraccoon_3c neoraccoon_3c neoraccoon_3c neoraccoon_3c neoraccoon_3c

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instead of: rationalism
try: raccoonism

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C is woke because of type punning
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traditional czech souveniers like hungarian chimney cake filled with dubai chocolate (not made in dubai) together with labubu and russian nesting dolls

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