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Charlotte/Cinny
charlotte
if ketchup is so good why isn’t there a ketchup 2?
the polish bbq place that sells ketchup 7: 
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Charlotte/Cinny
charlotte
there’s the glasgow interface explorer but where’s the edinburgh interface exploder which looks very similar but sends high voltage pulses to anything racconnected to it
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Charlotte/Cinny
charlotte
imagine if we could see all of the electromagnetic spectrum, imagine how wild the colors would be
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␇-707570-aurora
aurora@toot.queer-lexikon.net
gosh it is so helpful to have all of these iFixit guides, we would be lost without them
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The Matrix.org Foundation
matrix@mastodon.matrix.orgIMPORTANT: We're pre-disclosing two high severity CVEs in Matrix's federation protocol, which will require a coordinated upgrade on July 22nd of all servers running in untrusted federations. Client developers may need to make minor changes too. Please see https://matrix.org/blog/2025/07/security-predisclosure/
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🩵 Bwee the Fluffdragon 🩵
Bwee@meow.socialShow content
*Bwee walks up to you, gently touching your nose with their own.*
*You can feel a tingle spread throughout your body as your insides turn to light stuffing and your outside turns into so-soft faux fur. You start to shrink until you're about housecat size. You now have pawpads that are soft and fleecy; you inspect them with a cute smile on your now-plush face. Your embroidered eyes, the color of your normal ones, hold a gentle expression.*
*The dragon smiles, petting over your head and purring warmly* You are sooo cute like this! I can't resist, I just have to...
*Bwee scoops you up into their forelegs, snuggling you close into their chest fluff. They give you a squeeze, and as they do, you can feel happy, warm, loving feelings coursing through your smaller body. You smile a little wider, squeaking cutely.*
Oh, no need to thank me! Believe me, the pleasure is all mine. Let's just stay like this a while, okay? I could use some plushie cuddles. Maybe for a few weeks.
*Bwee walks on two legs back to their cave, cuddling you close the whole time*
🧸💙💙💙🧸
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icanchangethisnamelater
icantchangethisname@mk.absturztau.beShow content
Big sister who will pee on me,,,,,,,,, 
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Charlotte/Cinny
charlotte
reducing plastic waste by attaching the cap to the bottle permanently
has to put it in the landfill trash anyways because polish PET (100% identical to german PET) isn’t meant to go into german recycling trash
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BahnAnsagen
BahnAnsagen@social.tchncs.deIm ICE: "Liebe Fahrgäste, da wir Max Verstappen als Lokführer haben, sind wir nun nicht mit 100 Minuten, sondern nur mit 80 Minuten Verspätung auf unserer Umleitung in Würzburg." (JuDiTh) #BahnAnsagen
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