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i wonder how effective it is to fearmonger about competitor ToSes after they update it for things that have been there for many years and also are present in ~all of the competitor toses

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NSFW: Hardcore Fetishes with Living Plushies
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One of the perversions that has been going through my mind lately is that, if you're a , someone could just unsew you and sew you back together as anything else, and that would just be your life now. I feel like is ripe territory that movies like Ted never cover.

So, for example, @charlotte, you're the living raccoon-plushie who keeps making me think of this, you get to be our test subject in this thought experiment. I could decide your hands aren't cute enough, so I undo the stitching and then resew those edges as being rounded ends, no fingers, just useless mittens. Better hope I don't decide your other parts aren't cute enough, because most plushies don't have a mouth they can open.

That's what it's like being made of fabric that can just be repurposed while you're using it to exist.

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expected delivery: yesterday

ok smartasses where is it then

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i think the funniest thing about the kicad on wayland post is that kicad on x11 is either blurry or too small on hidpi screens, meanwhile on wayland it just works™

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and the ToS wheel spins again

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don't forget to lol before calling 911

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blimps.xyz/wobbl.xyz users enabling all of the optional features for maximum bloat

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2 toothbrushes (1.60€)
2+1 free toothbrush (2€)

somehow i think the toothbrush is not free

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transgender high frequency

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how to apply for an ipu raccountry raccode i need .ip for reasons

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compulsory plushie snuggling time
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pee kink
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you can verify your fedi raccount by posting a video of u pissing urself

don’t want to do that? there is genuinely no need to verify your fedi raccount!

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jamaica ny? since when is jamaica in the us?

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uhh did someone leave the neocat petri dish out again

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your plushies are your net worth

are you now part of the Bourgeoisie?

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i don’t have a pride flag pack so i use neocritters instead

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Plush soft

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why did the dutch name a city suffering

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