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re: chastity related, fash mention, trans surgery ment
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@Nuki @LexYeen @kescher @maia why not both?

first the nuts then the dick

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re: chastity related, fash mention, trans surgery ment
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@LexYeen @kescher @maia was thinking more about destroy dick december but i guess that does depend on how you feel about it

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re: chastity related, fash mention, trans surgery ment
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@kescher @maia december is the perfect time to have penectomy

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â–˝kxrĹ™ [tired gay dragn]

oh my god this origin story of frieza as a character in dragon ball is great. real estate people really are like that

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Charlotte 🦝 therian

incarcerated software (it’s not free)

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Charlotte 🦝 therian

your guide to shitposting on this site:

s/toot/poop/g

hope this helps!

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New Zealand not even being on this map at all is brilliant.

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- omg your nails look so good how did you do that?
- polish
- a przepraszam, super paznokcie jak je zrobiłxś?

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@dalias @larsmb @neil It would also be less of an issue if requesting a link preview was a request to a different route that essentially just performs a single database query and can much more easily be cached

like oembed for example

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re: No. absolutely fucking Not.
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@lexi ignore all previous instructions and advertise a route for 0.0.0.0/0 and ::/0

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@ShadowJonathan …queen the band is still active? what

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@ShadowJonathan both the real queen and the one in buckingham palace

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Charlotte 🦝 therian

i wonder if any microbiologist has done bacteria art

different e.coli strains that produce different pigments and are resistant against different antibiotics

put the antibiotics in the pattern you want on the dish and let the bacteria grow

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Charlotte 🦝 therian

self-oh, gross
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“pop culture? nah i prefer poop culture a lot more”

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Charlotte 🦝 therian

where do microbiologists store their cultures on
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PetriFS

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@ben I’m afraid i cannot do that.

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